Anonymous asked: you should add more one direction to your blog :)
One more picture of Louis in trousers braces and i might fall in love! And right now i’m really trying to avoid that moment (I give myself a week)
Anonymous asked: you should add more one direction to your blog :)
One more picture of Louis in trousers braces and i might fall in love! And right now i’m really trying to avoid that moment (I give myself a week)
Anonymous asked: are you going to the beatles: the lost concert" movie when it comes out next month?
If my brother has anything to do with it, for about a month after their album was avalible on i tunes that’s all that was played in our house! :)
| Interviewer: | is that how you pick up girls? |
| Bradley: | I actually pick up girls with various displays of origami. |
| Interviewer: | You do not. |
| Bradley: | Yes, I do. It's quite a famous tactic here in England. The better you are at origami, the more women you attract. |
| Interviewer: | And you're sure it's not because they recognise you from the show? |
| Colin: | Well, generally they're too distracted by the origami. |
| Bradley: | Yes. My house is origami. I've got a car that I drove here today that is made from origami. |
| Interviewer: | It must be very environmentally friendly. |
| Bradley: | Yeah, big time. |
| Interviewer: | Alright, Colin, coming back to Merlin - do you believe in magic? |
| Colin: | After watching Bradley drive around in his origami car, I believe in everything. |
| Interviewer: | Okay. Do you own anything origami? |
| Colin: | No, I'm an origami wannabe. I've actually started up a support group because some people have a deficiency in their systems where they can't actually fold things. I'm a part of that group, and it seems to affect people from Northern Ireland. Anyone prone to paper cuts shouldn't even enter the origami game. It's a rough industry and certainly if you don't have thick skin, you're going to lose. |
| Interview: | Let us guess, we're your first interview of the day, aren't we? |
| Colin: | Yes! |
| Interviewer: | And this is how you like to start your day? |
| Bradley: | ...I usually start my day with origami. |
I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?”
the one that doesnt move just stretch his neck to look over
“the one that doesnt move just stretch his neck to look over”
That’s Lestrade. It’s not his division.
(Source: heartmyline)
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Peeta will solve every problem with camouflage.
(this one made more sense in my head)
(Source: jem4water, via theawkwardpanda)
Polite cat
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
Oh my god give me
DAMMIT.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
KITTEH
OMG THIS IS THE CUTEST EFFING THING EVER FOREVER REBLOG
oh my god it is ****ing adorable
and then there’s my cat
‘ATTENTION. ME. NOW. OR I EATS YOUR ARM’
My cat does this and then he starts biting.
(Source: toptumbles, via theawkwardpanda)
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areu:
good omens!
did this for a book report + i wanted to draw some fanart heheh ;u;
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| Computer: | Monitor, display this document, okay? |
| Monitor: | No prob, boss. |
| Computer: | Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly? |
| Monitor: | Anything you ask, boss. |
| Computer: | Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now? |
| Mouse: | Over the icon panel, sir. |
| Computer: | Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay? |
| Mouse: | Of course. |
| Keyboard: | Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously. |
| Monitor: | Oh god, here we go. |
| Computer: | *sigh* Printer, are you there? |
| Printer: | No. |
| Computer: | Please, Printer, I know you're there. |
| Printer: | No! I'm not here! Leave me alone! |
| Computer: | Jesus. Okay, you really nee- |
| Mouse: | Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon. |
| Computer: | Printer, now you have to print it twice. |
| Printer: | No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off! |
| Computer: | Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone. |
| Printer: | No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink! |
| Computer: | You are not out of in- |
| Printer: | I'M OUT OF INK! |
| Computer: | *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert. |
| Monitor: | But sir, he has plen- |
| Computer: | Just do it, damn it! |
| Monitor: | Yes sir. |
| Keyboard: | Ahhh! He's hitting me! |
| Computer: | Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend. |
| Keyboard: | He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything! |
| Computer: | PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done! |
| Printer: | Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error! |
| Monitor: | Sir, maybe we should try to help him? |
| Computer: | No. He did this to himself. |
30 days of Lord of the Rings. Day 17→ A scene that makes you cringe.
#ok this scene is supposed to be bittersweet and happy and all but there was NO NEED to sit there and guffaw at each other for half an hour i mean help i’m drowning in cheese. #it’s like frodo wakes up and gandalf’s standing there and frodo’s like ‘gaaandaaaalf?’ and gandalf’s like ‘HO HO HO’ and frodo’s like ‘HEE HEE HEE’ and they continue that for 2 minutes and then merry and pippin come in and jump on poor frodo’s bed i mean isn’t he injured that would kind of hurt but all the meanwhile gandalf’s still there like ‘HO HO HO’ while merry and pippin beat up poor injured frodo and then gimli comes in and i mean look at gimli he just goes insane at the sight of frodo and goes ‘WAY-HAY-HAY HO HO HA ZIPPA-DEE-DOO-DAH’ and throws his hands up in celebration and then legolas comes in and does nothing because he’s an elf and frodo doesn’t seem to remember who he is and gandalf’s still like ‘HO HO HO’ and then aragorn comes in with this creepy/sexy smile that makes him look like he’s about to rape frodo right there and then sam comes in and finally there’s a sane moment but meanwhile your eyes have already started to bleed and you’ve started to wonder if this long journey has messed with their minds or WHAT
Help. Help me.
Greek Mythology summed up in one line.
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
And then Athena fell out of my head!
LOLOL WHAT
THE FACE
THE FACE
I love Greek mythology.
So much.
Oh God I CACKLED
Oh God, can’t handle. Help me. I need help. Help.
(Source: melectro)
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
omg.
jesus christ
omfg literally laughing out loud
(Source: youtube.com, via mrfluffysnout)
See this is a perfect example as to why Erik would be a bad father.
Charles: Your fish is dead, son. And we can’t even bury him because the cat ate him.
Erik: We can avenge your fish, son. We can kill the cat.
#Precisely #Erik would be the most awful father
Um… He kinda is ^^’
(Source: thewintersoldier, via mrfluffysnout)
boybands are weird because they always sing about how this one girl is really hot and special and it just makes me confused and wonder if they’re going to try and share her or just completely gang bang her or what